One of the best things about living in a major metropolitan area, besides the abundance of hookers, is the fact that when people go on tour they usually pencil us in for a little session. Just think about those poor people who live in places like Ekalaka, Montana, population 410. Do you think the Backstreet Boys ever think about them when they are making their tour schedules? I think not!!! Yet they do think about us, and thank God for that. We get two shows!! How many does Ekalaka get? I am going to guess a big fat zero, and that's just not fair to the good people of Ekalaka. I would glady give them one of our Backstreet Boy shows, shit I will be even more generous and give them both of them. Without that one that is missing it's just not the same. Free (whoever is missing)!!! Or R.I.P. or Good decision to not cling so pathetically to your past glory!!! At least their groupies are legal now. Go get em boys!!
There are always a ton of great shows in the Bay Area, despite the aforementioned BSB (That's how the kids say it right?) show. After the jump some real shows that are worth attending.
